March 2012
Anonymous asked: y dont u like jenna marbles....
February 2012
one of my hobbies include throwing stones at teenage girls who wear lifeguard hoodies when they are actually not real lifeguards
why isnt the help getting nominated for every category ever it should be winning all the awards because obvious reasons
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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Anonymous asked: are you gonnna party hardy at the pasta party
going to a pasta party woohoo free pasta
if you didnt feel sorry for kevin when he dropped his chili and then fell in it you dont have heart
Anonymous asked: Would you floss with an old person's pube for 5 billion dollars? ;D
my health teacher told the class that if you have too much anal sex your butthole will loosen and you might have to wear a diaper for the rest of your life because you cant contain your poop
if you r gay i am praying for you
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*